Bidiot.net - Crazy Ebay auctions

Da Vinchi Mona Lisa Brother in Law Original Painting

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260129286516

read comments (0)

This guy wants to work for you so he can get lapband surgery.

Auction link

read comments (0)

AS REPORTED IN MOBILE ALABAMA LEPRECHAUNS ARE LETTING THEMSELVES BE SEEN. DON’T BE WITHOUT YOUR VERY OWN LEPRECHAUN FLUTE. WHEN YOU SEE THE LEPRECHAUN PLAY THE FLUTE AND HE WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS POT OF GOLD. DON’T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS REAL LEPRECHAUN FLUTES ONLY MAKE NOISE A LEPRECHAUN CAN HEAR.

Auction link

read comments (1)

This is all I could collect of some extremely rare “Angel Hair” that fell from the sky on October 24, 2003 in Western Kentucky near Paducah. There is no definitive explanation of what this stuff actually is. There are documented reports of Angel Hair falls going back hundreds of years.

Who doesn’t love big blue fonts!?

read comments (0)

This is an auction to be my wife. It sounds strange, but people sell everything else on here so I figured I’d try. I am 49, divorced, with two children, and two grandchildren. I am hardworking, loving, kind, funny, and an overall good guy. I am tired of being by myself. I have tried the online dating. I have tried going out. I just want to find a nice lady that I can spend the rest of my life with…That’s not too much to ask I love riding my Harley. I like going out listening to music. Taking long car rides. So if you think I might be the guy for you, please bid…You never know, you could find your knight in shining armor!!!

Starting bid is only $1k lol

read comments (0)

I probably would have just eaten it.

Black Cheez-It

read comments (0)

You may have seen me trying to sell this item before. It is my special penny. It’s special because of the way I found it. It’s a long story here’s the condensed version. It was during 9/11 and I was so busy at the American Red Cross working with all the blood donations. I had had enough one evening and walked to the soda machine, there in my pocket was this penny. I was so impressed with it that I carry it in my pocketbook all the time. Well it’s time to go…..

mom wants haircut

read comments (0)

Why wasn’t Golden Palace all over this?

World’s smallest Slim Jim

read comments (1)

“Hello Ladies, Gentlemen, and Scientologists!  Up for auction today we have a bobblehead pair of Hollyweird’s favorite couple, Tom Cruise and his prisoner, er… I mean fiancée, Katie Holmes.  That’s right, now you can get your TomKat fix while we all wait for little TomKitten to come into the world.  As you can see, the Katie Bobblehead is still pregnant with Tom’s baby, or as I like to call him/her, MI: 3.”

TomKat Bobblehead Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Bobbleheads

read comments (0)

Current high bid is $760!

Click here to view this crazy Ebay auction

read comments (0)